TAB is good for you!

i'm WEANING myself off of tab energy drinks under the premise that "it's not really caffeine but a fresca-type carbonated beverage."

totally illogical i know.

if there's one time out of the year that i really hate new york, it would have to be hands down the holiday season.

my rules of thumb:

1. don't even think about traveling. ESPECIALLY to dc. and then la. and last chicago. and hellz no to korea too.

2. never shop after 4 pm or on weekends. that's like suicide. i'm trying to convince myself that shopping in nyc is like shopping for amateurs. manhattanites KNOW that for all intensive purposes, purchases should be made in the morning. if i see more than five people in line, i will order my shit ONline.

3. book restaurant reservations ASS EARLY unless you want to be stuck on a friday night all dressed up without nowhere to go because you thought last minute seating would be available. that is just STUPID.

and finally:

4. avoid at all costs: department stores, rockie center, central perk, times square, and all other somewhat if not well-known tourist spots.

you will be EATEN ALIVE.

i just hate crowds. actually ... i hate people in general.

i am so done with big cities.

which is why i don't understand why i would be bound for seoul ...

the only thing that would explain the anomaly would be my neverending cravings for spicy food, ice berry, and those 50 cent candied yams sold on the street.

yum.

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